Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
I wish i was in the wii world.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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