Already got asked if we're dating
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
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I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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