none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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