So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Randomize
