rhymes with "ouble enetration"
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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