Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
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I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
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He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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