i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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