ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
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She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
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He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." π ππ·
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