And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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