Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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