That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
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He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
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Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
There's a naked man in my car right now.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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