Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
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I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
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Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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