Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
I'm texring you during a blow job. She thinks I'm looking shit up. Fml. Ftw.
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
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Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
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be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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