dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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