Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
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Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
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We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
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