That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
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i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
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I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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