and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
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