what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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