my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
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