HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
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He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
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All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
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