I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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