Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
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No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
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It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Dick very happy bro
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
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