fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
Girls should come with a carfax report
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
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