is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
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Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
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I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
I'm too high and old for this...
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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