can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
it's great music for shaving your balls
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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