Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
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