So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
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i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
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Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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