plz talk dirty to me
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
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All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
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if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
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long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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