seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
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Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
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It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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