i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
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whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
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Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
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