You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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