Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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