She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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