if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
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She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
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Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
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