well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
So squirting runs in the family.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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