Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
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