She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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