At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
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just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
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thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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