she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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