I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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