Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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