Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
A+ Viking dick
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