So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
Randomize
