how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
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They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
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Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
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