I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
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