in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
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I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
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I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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