Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
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