I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
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You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
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I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
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