and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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