Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
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so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
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Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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