She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
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So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
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Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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