haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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