Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
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There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
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You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
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