you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
so much tequila, so little girl.
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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