Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
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She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
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He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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