I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
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