New low: just hacked my moms facebook
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
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He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
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I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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